I have never watched Bonanza.
Not an episode. Not a season. No more than a couple 2-minute clips. Every "Hoss" reference is a fallacy. Every picture an elaborate ruse. If you've been paying attention as long as my first story about Carlos, you know how I got the name. I'm Canadian. I'm not even convinced you can watch re-runs of Bonanza up here, and even if you can I probably wouldn't. I'm not really interested.
I know you might be reeling in shock, so I'll try to keep this brief. If the world begins to spin around you, please seek medical attention. In fact, just sit down. It'll be over soon.
This particular hypocrisy fits in nicely with my collection of other ones. But confession is step one to fixing hypocrisy. So I'm sorry. I repent of mis-leading any of you. And I beg your forgiveness, nameless internet. (Well, except for public followers. You have names)
Glad I got that off my chest.
As a bit of a side note, it's entirely possible that I might entirely axe this blog. Since I don't use it. But it was a fun ride. I'll waffle on the decision a bit longer - cause that's how I roll - and then probably do it. In case I do: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Well, if you do shut er down, you went out on a fun note.
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